Only farmers understand these farmer meme
i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato
looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
“Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand why storms are named after people.” Caitlyn Siehl
Anonymous said: Jey and Layla are together. It doesn't matter that he is married, they're together because they took a picture together. That's how dating works right? That's how we all know right?
You got it.
Keep that in mind next time you take a picture with a friend. It means you’re 100% dating and/or sleeping together. Whether you confirm it or not.
every text post i make like 2 people will reblog it with “thank you fox news” and honestly it’s comedy gold every single time